Scene: Golden Corral. Darren, David and I are watching Nicolas, who is holding Emma, interact with our waitress, who is enchanted with the little one.
Waitress: "Ohhh my goodnessth, she is stho cute! Can I just take her home with me?!"
Nicolas: "I think she might be thinking, "I don't know, can you lactate?".
....I'm not even sure what happened next.
I spent the next 60 seconds waiting for the waitress to walk away from our table. I needed to make fun of Nicolas.
And the waitress had already heard too much.
1 comment:
Uh......say, what? Did I read that right?
What happened next?
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